Does this beard make me look fat

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

The beard rises again: 2012 Mission Statement: It's go time

First, to address the hiatus. Sorry about that. Secondly, a mission statement for 2012. We march bravely into another year with wild expectations of pole shifting, overexposure to pro wrestler/politician posturing, and a feeling that the caffeine has finally left us on the wheel with no way to dismount. Life will leave you feeling as though you had jumped into a less amusing, slightly accelerated Benny Hill sketch, or maybe that's the first sixty years....right stay focused... mission statement. Well soldiers, I'd like to drop a line on you like "Ask not what your country can do for you" or "I had a dream" but all I can think about is how uncertain the future is and how maybe you/I should ask for some Sterno and a decent tent for your birthday cause it feels like the world is collapsing and when civilization restarts you definitely want to be the guy with the nicest tent in the camp. Also, for those about to rock, we salute's go time!

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